David The Tree Gnome
(lyrics by Hickey, music by Gomez/Green/Hickey/Preusch)

i saw you one day, you were walkin' away
arm-in-arm with some muscular guy
it seemed a joke but my heart was broke
you were amazed to see me cry

the complexity of this stupidity is enough to make me hurl
when a guy like myself can't get a girl

i knocked on his door but you were knocked out on the floor
in the arms of that muscular guy
it seemed a joke but my heart was broke
and i hope that you die

i saw you one day, you were walkin' away
and you had a tear in your eye
you're such a joke, you'd give anyone a poke
and i hope that you die

tree gnome...


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